You got it, baby! On the other hand, I was a little overwhelmed and the attention was a little suffocating. These women are like their own personal cottage industry. We ruled it unethical and cheating. Some others that come to mind:
Out of the people who messaged me, there was one surprising kicker.
The Average Looking Guy’s Guide to Getting Hot Girls
They would order stuff online and send it to my address. The trying-to-be-alpha asking straight for sex, the low-confidence teen trying but failing and on and on. But they're still just the buds you hang out with as a group because they don't pull the lame couple shit that makes you never want to hang with couples. Lots of not-so-attractive guys in suits making out with and paying for women who if you took off their makeup and took out their hair extensions, would look like that meth head who actually signed the release to be shown on the show "Cops. My Top 10 would be: Just don't be the guy who, once the real girl comes out, goes into denial that the level of normalcy she presented pre-ring was as real as that pair of fake boobs you bought her. The answer is 30 seconds.